Jonah

Jonah is a contestant in.

Jonah is known mainly as the first person ever eliminated from MelissORGs. Jonah quit the game on Day 3 and is widely praised and loved in a humorous way among the MelissORGs community due to his hasteful quit.

Profile
Timezone and Pronouns: EST, He/Him.

Previous ORG Experience: I have had previous ORG experience. I’ve done many survivor and big brother games but I don’t want anyone out there to know this information.

Pet Peeves: People who breathe in my face, people who talk about poop while eating, when people say homework.

How would you describe yourself? I’m humble, loyal, kind, nerdy, enthusiastic, introverted.

Why do you think you'll win the season? Because I own a book called the essential armchair book to winning survivor. It has everything. It is a step by step guide on how to win the show and it gives me some pretty interesting step by step bullet points on how to win the game. I’ll lay out my whole plan for you, my strategy going into the game is to not be a loner and get to know everyone openly in the tribe chat, I wanna get to know about the lives of them and not tell them about me because we all know I that worked out for in my opinion one of the worst survivor players ever being Chris Noble. Early on, I want every single person to like me but I’m going to create an alliance of 3, these are 3 people I wanna take to the final 5 at least and from there, it’s about who can I beat. Early on, I intend on voting off the weakest person on the tribe every time we have to go to tribal council until the swap where I intend on doing the same thing but at this point I’m going to stay strong with my original tribe, and vote off the weakest person on my new tribe that wasn’t originally on my tribe and I will continue this strategy until the merge where I intend to get back together with my original tribe and pagong the other tribe starting with the strong players and ending with the weaker ones. From the first merge challenge to the last challenge before the entire other tribe is gone, I intend to throw every challenge almost blatantly. When it’s just my original tribe left, I wanna vote off the strong that weren’t in my day 1 alliance until final 5 where I’m gonna vote off the likeable until the end. If I’m ever on the outs, I’ll spread rumours, I will never vote with the group post-jury if it won’t change who goes home so that the voted off player doesn’t have a sour taste in their mouth about me and will vote me to win.

What does your confessional mean to you? Everything. I once won a public speaking contest that had 211 people competing and I got first place.

Trivia

 * Jonah is the first person to quit MelissORGs.
 * Jonah is the first person on MelissORGs to never receive a vote.
 * However, Jay put a placeholder vote on him, though it was not an official one.
 * During the reunion, Jonah stated that he quit due to being cast on another ORG at the same time MelissORGs began. He has stated that he'd be willing to do another season and fully play.